AAAAAAA

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies