A frogge biþ a smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

james and the giant pronoun

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.