Dreams did not make us kings. Dragons did.

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

what made u guys pick ur url's !