a jeli filled corner

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

Im discovering new types of ways for my body to wake me up due to overheating : i just jumped awake from audio hallucinating the sound of my parent’s front door crashing open (v specific sound). I did not know I could do that ! Unpleasant but I’m not sure where I would rank it against the current known technics.