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This is all I need.
I'm still looking for the credits of this photo, tell me if you have them

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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
That second one is something I use with a variation. When my eldest child was still a toddler, she would sometimes say to me something like “you don’t know, nobody know.” The cadence of it was very particular, too, so even to this day I’ll use that phrase on her and her siblings.

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i think every british journalist should just be gunned down
On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently
The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:
- Guess I’m swimming then…
change your god damn url OP
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
Wait I have a real version of this
THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

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You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him
Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him
UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????
the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys
"In westside Atlanta, born and raised. On the playground is where he spent most of his days..."
here’s a quick-ish lighting study from a fury road screencap
What…?
*Zooms in*
WH A T!?!?!?!!!!!!
nice screencap edit there op-
w-wait.
“study”
holy shit
For those of you still figuring it out: THIS ISN’T A SCREENSHOT, ITS A FUCKING PAINTING.
HOLY SHIT
hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"
”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
Neurotypical people don't mean what they say. When a neurotypical person, especially if they are in a position of authority, says this, what they mean is "explain this in a way that provides remorse and possibly either a goal to not repeat it or implying seeking advice to avoid this again." When you answer their question literally they follow up with "stop making excuses" because the explanation didn’t include remorse, a goal to change, or at least a willingness to get advice.
I hope this translation of neurotypical speak helps. If neurotypicals just said what they meant, this wouldn't be such a dangerous trap for neurodivergent people.

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