I.C.U. Go Hard

That second one is something I use with a variation. When my eldest child was still a toddler, she would sometimes say to me something like “you don’t know, nobody know.” The cadence of it was very particular, too, so even to this day I’ll use that phrase on her and her siblings.

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

change your god damn url OP

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

You ever think about how the only reason Samuel l Jackson got into acting is because he was a radical activist and his mom got threatened that he’d end up dead so she sent him away to school to save him

Literally the FBI told her to get him out of Atlanta or they were going to murder him

UMMM???? CAN WE GET SOME ELABORATION PLEASE?????

the fbi literally threatens people fighting for racial equality with death without a trial and people still think theyre the good guys

For those of you still figuring it out: THIS ISN’T A SCREENSHOT, ITS A FUCKING PAINTING.

HOLY SHIT

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels