The drink of choice for those who choose drinks.

Stand by your sisters. No one else will.

Even the ones you don't like.

God i hate yankees

yanks love to play a game called pretend the third world doesnt exist and that you have no relation of power with it

Buy my porn/support a sex worker otherwise, plllease + thanks. 💘💞

My account's currently -$60. Any help getting outta that would be super appreciated.

this is very extremely desperate & important still 😭. im fucked if i cant pay off these three in literally the next couple of days. please help me, don't assume the next person down the line will instead. ive been trying to pay these three bills for weeks.

if yr not supposed 2 eat bread in bed then how come bread contains all the letters of bed (bed)

because the a and r stand for "ARe you fucking serious stop eating bread in bed"

I had one bite in bed and I felt crumbs fall onto my titties and I was struck with clarity and finished the bread out of bed

titties do that. everyone say thank you titties

EGGHEADS, WE MUST PERSEVERE!!!!!!

You know what? Fuck you *unjiggles ur physics*

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

i love girls who are psychotic i love girls who are delusional i love girls who are bipolar i love girls who are bpd i love schizo girls i love insane girls i love girls who are mad i love girls who don't know what the fuck is wrong with themselves i love girls who are told something is wrong with them i love girls who are angry i love girls who are violent i love girls who have no remorse uhhh

i love girls who cry all the time i love girls who don't sleep i love girls with akithisia i love girls who get scared of everything i love girls with memory loss i love girls who are hypersexual i love girls who are sex repulsed i love girls who can't go outside i love girls who can't walk i love girls who can't make a phone call i love girls who are rude i love girls with flat affect i love girls who see shit i love girls who hear shit i love girls who feel nothing i love girls who feel everything i love girls who forget your name i love girls who age regress i love girl who are more than one girl i love girls who aren't girls uhhh

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash