The Incredible Sulk

Was sind Mehrzweckeier? Mach ich aus dem gleichen Ei Pfannkuchen und Eiersalat?

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

In Switzerland they don't even let German trains into the country because they're so frequently delayed and then cause further delays for the Swiss trains.

@identifyingikeainposts

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?