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fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

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admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing
stEVEn uniVerse FuTure HERE WE ARe
no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user
This is me but unironically. I had little interest in media targeted at adults until I was like 20. At 17 my favorite show was steven universe. I'm just now realizing that maybe my experience was weird?
Everyone in the reblogs is like "I was watching hardcore porn at 10 years old, if you enjoyed shows that were intended for your own age demographic you're a stupid little puritanical baby" like oh my god my bad for coming home from middle school and watching icarly and not a serbian film
I do feel like this may be a bit of a generational thing, too. Like, I was born in the 80s so I mostly watched the family TV growing up, which as you may imagine was not always set to children’s media while I was home. So I would often see Jerry Springer or The Price is Right or some kind of prime time TV stuff. Nowadays if kids don’t like what adults are watching, they can watch something else on a phone or tablet, so of course fewer kids are getting exposure to adult stuff (not just porn, obviously).

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WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
I spat out orange juice all over the screen 😂
This is hilarious. And so, so cursed. Thank you!
fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?
Yes, and his reign of terror was finally ended by an elder in the community named Mr. Tsung.
Sadly, Liu followed in his brother’s footsteps and mercilessly impaled the old man years later.
People make fun of Stunner for her genuinely stupid design.
But honestly it's a breath of fresh air to have someone who GENUINELY seems to be having a good time.
Amazing Spiderman 397
I think I have more of an issue with her worryingly narrow wasp waist being a third of the diameter of her bust, and her left leg being about twice as wide as her right leg.
Unless that's part of her design of course. I honestly don't know much about her beyond assuming that she and Titania probably get together for wrestling practice a couple of times a month if She-Hulk is out of town.
as I recall, Stunner is basically a human-shaped drone construct, controlled by her true, plus sized human self
Technically she’s some kind VR construct and also designed by Otto Octavius. She started out trying to resurrect him during the whole Clone Saga thing and then Otto broke up with her after she woke up from a coma and he was in Peter Parker’s body (he made a VR construct of his old body since she wouldn’t believe he wasn’t Spider-Man).
Director I might've slobbed on Genesis's little rapier and now my mouth is glowing green and smells like mako...
WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ASDFGHGFDS
I AM TRYING TO ENJOY MY MACARONI IN PEACE
I don’t think it was the macaroni making those noises…
It's probably a bad sign that the majority of headlines about the SpaceX IPO are begging people to hodl instead of dump their stock as soon as they're able to.
Stockholders have the chance to the funniest thing to Elon Musk right now.

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*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?
turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".
turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.
but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.
now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.
anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.
almost laughed myself to tears in the grocery store over this card
atheists:
Y-yes?
Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ign
Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss’s calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends, in the most significant overhaul of Mexican labor law in a generation.
Mexico has rewritten its constitution to guarantee every worker in the country a shorter working week, a legal right to switch off from work after hours, and a guarantee that no employer can cut their pay in response, enacting in a single legislative package a set of labor rights that workers in wealthier countries have spent decades campaigning for without success.
I don't want to go back to my therapist ever ever again for a lot of reasons but the most pertinent is that she keeps accusing me of Holding Stuff Back from her and getting mad at me and making me cry because I genuinely don't know what she wants me to say and it makes me feel like a scared little kid again!!!
But if I stop going they probably won't keep filling my meds and I will genuinely die if I stop taking them. And I don't know if my primary doctor would be able to fill them or if I need to find a new psychiatrist and I'm really stressed out and scared and I just think that maybe therapy shouldn't make you feel like this!! Or something
Yeah, a good therapist isn’t supposed to be assuming things like that. You ought to be able to tell her that you’re uncomfortable with the assumptions she’s making about you and that you feel that your rapport is suffering because of it. She should either fix herself or help you find another provider that is better equipped to handle it. If she doesn’t do that it’s an ethics violation that she can be reported for and risks her licensure.

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no fucking way
For the record, "ah-matized" is censored. It's "dickmatized." This lady actually wrote the word "dickmatized" into a song.
Star Trek: TOS really did a good job of putting the blorbos in a variety of situations and outfits
TNG also did a really good job, though a lot of that was the holodeck allowing them to basically play theater kid anytime they wanted rather than having to find a planet that’s just Ancient Rome for some reason.