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"What, you mean like a strike?"/"Well, you heard Davey, we're on strike!"/"Fuck"

"I'll learn to make do with the mansion, the oil well, the diamonds, the yacht... with Andy, Eduardo the pontiff and Scott... and Frank... oh, and my fucking bank."

"Oh, c'mon, Katherine! Those boys are counting on you!... Oh, you poor fucking boys."

"And we found our voice!"/"And I lost my fucking shoe!"

"Write it in ink or in blood it's the same either way/They're gonna fucking pay"

literally any of jack's lines in watch what happens (reprise)

"...or cross the Brooklyn Bridge... hell, you can't even get out of your own fucking office."

"He's a fucking sellout!"

"I trust you know my daughter, Katherine."/"What the fuck?"

"My father has eyes on every corner of this fucking city! He doesn't need me spying for him."

"If you weren't going to Santa Fe..."/"Yeah, and if you weren't a fucking heiress."

"A girl? It's a girl! What the fuck? Is that even legal?"

"Our dad tangled with a delivery truck on the job. Fucked up his leg bad, so they laid him off."

"When there's dirt on your shoes, boys, for fuck's sake, relax!"

"'Cept for Sunday when you fuck around all day"

"Far from the fucking headlines and the deadlines in between"

And my personal favorite:

"If's fucking boring. Folks wanna know, is the trolley comin' or am I walkin'?"

"Teddy Roosevelt is no socialist. He's a fucking hero."

"Take it easy. It's a buncha fucking trees."

"This would be a good time to shut the fuck up!"

an alternate universe where katherine absolutely decks jack during something to believe in