so whatever happens, let's begin!

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

and a queer $500k

it s okay that you don’t follow me back We have been mutuals in my head for a long time

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

three days till muny newsies........

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

whether or not you care about the world cup, but especially if you're following football affairs, i hope you spare a thought amidst everything for Mohammed al-Wahidi, the former head of public relations at the egyptian relief committee in gaza, who was killed along with three bystanders (two aged 8 and 10) by an israeli strike on his taxi while en route to one of the world cup screenings he had arranged for displaced people in gaza city. his colleagues and other community members have shared that although as an administrator he had the option to remain in safety, he chose to work in the field with those he was trying to support, so much so that people knew him by sight from his presence at aid distribution points.