i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing