Bizarre happenings from /x/ and beyond

@ashittyaesthetic

They’re these big underground bases, dozens or hundreds of meters down where you’d need nukes to dig them out. Iran stuck a load of its missile stockpile there, which is how they still have…two thirds of it or so left after months of fighting. America or Israel could bomb the entrances but couldn’t get to the insides, so Iran would just dig the doors out again and go right back to mogging the Gulf States

Now, I'm saying this because it made me remember there was a time I was so scared of being alone on the weekend that I underwent some sort of hallucination born of rigid denialism of what was happening. I hallucinated my roommates being there for the whole weekend even though they weren't there. My neighbors even conducted a check on me, asked me if I was okay staying alone. I said I'm okay.

I just binge-watching anime on my laptop in the dark and chatting with my mom on the phone in a desperate attempt to control my fear. And I just pretended my roommates were in their own room, but I think I might have pretended too hard because I hallucinated the bedroom doors shaking. But I didn't scream through; I just convinced my brain that my roommates were there. So I went to my bed and just slept. The same thing happened on the next day. And I somehow just shrugged it off.

No it’s not koi herpesvirus you piece of shit stoner it’s Incel for Kissless Hugless Virgin

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