I Swear This is the Blog of a Person

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all