The Midnight Realm

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

What a beautiful octopus.

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

wait, isn’t this a wimdy??

Yep, that’s a wimdy!

Looks pretty calm to me.

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

#“Tonight you shall be visited by three sexy cryptids...”

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

hey op do you take criticism

i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again

it's his day. <3

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

I think it's very important for people 30+ to still be sluts