World Wide InterLie. Clever Ben.

you guys, i’ve had this in my queue for a whole year. you have no idea how excited i am.

1844. Legend says that a few muggleborn students were caught with a fully magical version of Cards Against Humanity that is still hidden somewhere in the Lost and Found.

1878. Muggleborns bewitching hair elastics not to stretch and break

1888. One muggleborn first year starts singing ‘Kiss the Girl’ during the lake ride and all the other muggleborns join in as the background singers while the purebloods are confused but entertained by the catchy song.

1907.Muggleborns talking the house elves into letting them bake cookies in the kitchen like they used to at home, and enchant the ovens to bake them just like their mum does.

1916.Muggleborns with depression using spells to enchant their teddy bears to hug them back and to help them through things when their friends just don’t understand.

1964. After the Battle of Hogwarts a young muggleborn whose parents are therapists is appalled at the lack of professional mental and emotional care at the school and goes on to study psychotherapy in the muggle world and becomes the first official therapist at Hogwarts.

1982. Muggleborns using their wands for laser tag through the dark hallways at night before curfew. Teams are by houses, and they enchant their clothes before hand to glow with their house colors (that go out for a minute when shot). The game runs until everyone is chased out of the hallways at curfew. Extra points for hitting their home bases (entrances to the common rooms).

2072. Muggleborns introducing Hagrid to How to Train your Dragon, and him falling in love with it, and even goes into a muggle shop in order to find and buy the sequel.

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Holy shit.

This is honestly one of the best things that I’ve ever read.

1977. Younger muggleborns laughingly answering ‘Abracadabra’ when asked by teachers if they know how a spell works. Purebloods screaming and ducking under tables because they misheard and this 12 year old is trying to use the killing curse on me.

I think this might be the best one

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