Ice Ripper III

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

No men in womens sports PERIOD

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

Boy, they took to that like …

have stretch marks on one boob... huh

Thats your evil boob

common misconception! in fact it's the boob without stretch marks thats the evil boob

learning many things today

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!