happy 99th birthday to this amazing shitpost

happy 100th birthday to this amazing shitpost

There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually