I Fight Sharks Not For Money, But For Love

The concept of modern AU Jaime Lannister is too absurd to exist with any fidelity. What if LeBron James killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years?

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

They look like they put Mark in a cock cage and then make out in front of him

@mistressaccost Steel and Lace endgame tbh

They look like they put Mark in a cock cage and then make out in front of him

a former coworker is a kind of dead wife

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

something about helly's rage and panic in the first scene. something about mark saying he would "find and kill" petey when he woke up on the table