Dream Sequence Enjoyer

i think ao3 should have a feature like an anonymous kudos but instead of kudos its "i jorked it to completion" and you can leave as many of these as you want and obviously authors would opt-in to this feature on a per-fic basis but like. i want the stats, you know.

Why have a new thing that can be sent repeatedly? Let me leave infinite kudos. I mean I could just leave multiple comments but it’s nothing more than sounds difficult to differentiate from a dying animal

Please read my original post. I am seeking cold hard statistics, not validation or encouragement.

i think ao3 should have a feature like an anonymous kudos but instead of kudos its "i jorked it to completion" and you can leave as many of these as you want and obviously authors would opt-in to this feature on a per-fic basis but like. i want the stats, you know.

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good