Dream Sequence Enjoyer

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

scientists are yet to determine how to dice a fucking tomato

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

imagine how crazy it must've been for marta to hang out with harlan and hear all about his detective stories for years and then the second he dies (seemingly at her own hand!) it's as if the detective from his stories came alive and started hounding her... no wonder it takes her so long to trust blanc, especially if that 6th sense he has for people's innocence is a benoit blanc original rather than a trait he borrowed from harlan's novels. blanc's introduction and presence in knives out is a little otherworldly in this way, and then he's back to being otherworldly and kinda freaky in wudm. glass onion was his campy greek covid vacation bc helen broke the script by coming to his house like sorry to bother you but a billionaire killed my twin sister i need you to put on your superhero detective costume and help me take him down. and blanc was like well it's not my usual brand of freaky but i'm sure i'll find a way to at least get a lil meta with it (and he does achieve this by going undercover with helen, the two of them scheming like two actors behind a theatre curtain)