Dream Sequence Enjoyer

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

daily affirmations: remember to be violent confrontational and hard to get along with

@bovineblogger

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

I didn't want to respond directly to a post because I felt mean but Sweet Vitriol was not a waste of time or bad. It's the shortest episode in the show. Before you claim a moment doesn't count, you should ask yourself the significance. Harmony wasn't just brushing her teeth. She did so while watching a man inhale ether. This not only presents new information about the town, and by extension, Harmony, but also contrasts the cleanliness of Harmony brushing her teeth to the filth of the man inhaling ether. Harmony is right beside her white rabbit car and the man sits at the step of an abandoned van. He has no where to go. None of these people do. Every single moment in the 37 minute episode greatly demonstrates just how disastrous Lumon's presence and following absence was in Salt's Neck and how that influenced Harmony to create the Severance chip and leave the town. This episode made Harmony from a great character into one of the best because we finally understand where she's coming from. And god is that place a terrible one. It's so easy to get emotionally attached to her and I will never understand how that's hard for people

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

I'm chivalry farming while you're knavemaxxing

IN NO WAYS, am I advocating for people to smoke, sick, dangerous habit, AND I would argue, juice ain't worth the squeeze. Like, if you've ever woken up at 6:30 AM and said "Damn, I guess I need to walk to the corner store even though its like 35 degrees outside, so I can spend 11 dollars to hve like... 25 seconds worth of enjoyment" can attest you're not getting great value out of anything. All that being said, every horror movie should end with the final girl, final person, etc just fucking chainsmoking. Paramedics should arrive on the scene, hear "Yeah I got chased around by a hulking beast in a hockey mask" pull a pack of camel blues out of their pocket and say "Looks like you'll need this more than I will. Here's my bugs bunny lighter. Take it as well."

Every movie should end at like a diner, where theyr'e just staring at some pancakes and going like "What the fuck" for half an hour THEN go outside and crush a menthol.