Dream Sequence Enjoyer

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

when i was in middle school i probably thought that fandom becoming more mainstream would help me feel less shame but instead it’s like having constant 4D secondhand humiliation beamed directly into my skull

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

visibility without acceptance is just danger

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

like I’m thinking about Elizabeth I of England, who died at 69 and was absolutely considered an old woman for the time period. That’s more than a decade shorter than the average lifespan for a woman in the UK today, and if you look at her family even ruling out the people who were executed, the only person among her half-siblings, her father and all his wives, all of her aunts and uncles, and all four grandparents who lived past 60 was Thomas Boleyn. And most of those people died before 50! And while the Tudor line was definitely snakebit in some respects I don’t think this was unusual overall. If you were living in a developed country today and only one person in the last 3 generations of your family had lived past 60 you would be profoundly unlucky.