insubordinate and churlish

david s. pumpkins was right. i’m my own thing

just cried because my boyfriend is so pretty

Ladies and cousins, distinguished jeffs,

walks into the jack abbot tag and immediately faceplants over the tripwire of reader insert fanfiction

the pitt is bananapants

I love google’s “People also ask” section. sometimes you’ll google idk “potato chips” and be informed that People Also Ask “Why are potato chips so good?” “What are potato chips made of?” “Why do I love potato chips so much?” “What is the main ingredient of potato chips?” And then other times you’ll google idk “Bonnie Raitt” and be informed that people also ask “What did the FBI say about Bonnie Raitt?” “Is Bonnie Raitt missing three fingers?” “Who was Bonnie Raitt’s accomplice?” “Does Bonnie Raitt only eat squid?” “Was Bonnie Raitt ever caught?” And then btw you’ll click on them and it’ll be like “No, Bonnie Raitt is not missing three fingers. This is just a photo of her making a peace sign with her hand.”