Frog Of The Month

Hey did they call toadstool that because hes just the right size for a toad to sit on and read his morning paper? Do scientists know about this?

I have consulted the Frogoracle... The bones and the cards and the magic 8 ball all agree.... You are going to become a frog and its going to happen soon.

I need frogloons to pay my swamplord, is anyone hiring? I am an expert in Frog Wrangling and Frog Petting and Frog Spotting. I am also a Toad Specialist.

If you're reading this you have been DRAFTED into the frog war. The frogs cannot agree on who gets to nap on the good lily pad that floats tranquilly in a sunbeam, so we're all going to get real big and mad and croak real loud at each other until someone wins.

Why do people say "a little birdy told me" when talking about secrets? I have heard way more dark secrets from the toads.

Theres no scientific proof that inside all black holes isn't a Big Hungry Frog. You cannot prove this wrong.

Hey guys the frog isn't late we are operating on Frog Time. Frog will be available this evening and it will be perfectly on time in Frog Time.

I'm gonna teach a frog how to use a computer.

Business is booming in the frog sector!! We are now offering large bonuses to all of our frog holders. As a result, every single one of you is now a Frogillionaire. That's right! One million frogs are now in your bank account! Most stores don't take frogs as currency though so... good luck with that.