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young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

tuesday is practice for wednesday

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

worm on the street is dried out in the sun and crispy

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.