you must fix your heart

feel liek pure shit just wanna be in the mosh pit at a the national show yelling along to the 3rd verse of day i die with a bunch of divorced dads and probably hanif abdurraqib

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric

i think armand is just wearing that eye patch for attention

I can’t stop saying “what are we dOing? What’s GoingOn?” in the voice of jeremy culhane as tucker carlson

Everybody in the club Yield to my will