you must fix your heart

feel liek pure shit just wanna be in the mosh pit at a the national show yelling along to the 3rd verse of day i die with a bunch of divorced dads and probably hanif abdurraqib

shane gets shane free use for his birthday and ilya also gets shane free use for his birthday

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

this is nothing that a little weed and a reasonably priced cocktail and a themed dinner party and a bisexual he/they and a paperback novel from the discount bin and a bucket of movie theater popcorn and central ac and a personalized playlist from your best friend and clean sheets and a slam poem and a four hour video essay and a pair of comfortable jeans and freshly washed hair and complete political reform and a single, perfect strawberry can't fix

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

happy birthday ilya i hope u enjoy ur full day of free use shane at the cottage and fuck him nasty style on every available surface

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years