:p

What creature is this?

Fuck your entire life

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today