Rumpus Room

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

mommy is not feeling fly like a G6 today

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"