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watching glimmer come into heat makes me think omegaverse writers need to be writing omegas as really fucking annoying

you have to take your heat suppressants so you don't starts chasing your coworkers around the office yelling at them. because they hate it. genuine HR issue

What's little buddy doing?

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

@onenicebugperday

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

@onenicebugperday please look at this giant of a man, incredible

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"