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I know I've complained a lot about local environmental destruction so I feel like I should say, without doxxing myself by sharing any details, that a beautiful local site was recently saved from development. it had already been sold to developers, and the outcry from locals who walked the trails there and used the space was so loud and sustained that the town bought the land back and preserved it as a park. always complain and keep complaining, even when it looks like it's too late!! municipal governments are the easiest to pressure into changing course. only a small portion of the land was built on and the rest of it is now safe for all the wonderful species who call it home

let’s connect to each other with a cable like old gameboys

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

me when i gET YOU

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

im slightly bored. does anyone want to go fight to the death with our bare hands

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.