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From Hondo and Fabian, illustrated by Peter McCarty, first published 2002

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

transfeminists get blamed for "sowing division" all the time, but the transandrobro urge to position an equal and opposite transmasculine issue for every transfeminist issue reinforces actually divisive shit like this. gonna start blaming transandrobros for "dividing the community" every time they frame visibility as an issue of scarcity

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

i think foraging fills me w like a very warm contentment and sense of wellbeing that not very many other things do. i simply love to wander off and find all the plants and fruits and such and eat them, or take them home to make all my loved ones eat them. and then i get to know all the plants. it is so fun to walk in a place and know everyones names and how they can care for me if i need it

also extremely underrated is re-cultivating the joyful curiosity u have when ur a kid and you ask questions about every single thing you see, especially the two most important questions "what is that?" and "can i eat it?". it turns out you CAN eat most things and it is delightful and makes me appreciate the world in a more specific and familiar way