World Heritage Post

Donald Trump was the fifth consecutive US President to bomb the country of Iraq, and there’s little doubt that Biden will soon be the sixth. The only reason it doesn’t go back further is that, before HW Bush began bombing Saddam Hussein, Reagan was arming him.

I have to physically stop myself from spoilering myself while reading ahead

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

Often I am struck with the child like desire to just dig a hole. Kids love to dig holes.

Kids have a pure admiration for blue collar workers. Garbage truck drivers, construction workers, fire fighters, etc. They appreciate and respect these people more than grown ass adults do.

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

Gods above, your Mamaw would scare Cthulu into submission.

Mamaw would probably fish Cthulhu out of the sea and fry him up along with the catfish

tumblr will be like "here's a blog in your orbit" and it's the most insufferable bitch you've ever seen

imagine how bad that boat feels. i would cry. imagine holding up global trade. i cant even hold up the grocery line for 4 seconds while i put change in my wallet without turning into a damp, whimpering chihuahua

Are you okay? You arent. But are you?

sometimes i get so scared

IT'S NOT YOUR BEACH IF IT'S IN OUR COUNTRY

You ever wanted to go to the beach so badly you tried to abolish Wales?

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt