Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

Oh im a growing boy alright #boner

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial