The iBetch

I saw this photoset and got to the gif of Caroline looking blank and thought to myself “Get rekt, Caroline” and then scrolled down and saw the last one and YELLED

There’s a reason my Shepard has a shaved head.

context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.

Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.

Double checked this and it’s legit. I’d be really cautious about pork from here on out y’all.

Also his trade war with China means we have a surplus of pork in the US market right now. They’re wanting a way to quickly offload excess slaughtered meat.

I spent far too many hours both watching and trying to recreate this masterpiece in my youth.

The character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were in the exact age range to match Harry as the books were being published, they probably grew up with it and it was probably important to them if they’re still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn’t have to be a joyless slog of work and taxes, you’re allowed to continue enjoying your childhood interests, and playing make believe as an adult is a perfectly respectable pastime.

I mean, I know where a lot of our middle-aged-and-up neighbors went to college, not because I’ve talked to them (ha!) but because they have car decals and license plate frames and yard flags and T-shirts of said colleges, so “continuing to strongly identify with a thing you connected to as a kid” isn’t even limited to fandom

Tyron is a squib and salty about it.

Friendly reminder that under Trump, multiple food safety regulations have been removed or relaxed so that corporations like these can cut corners and increase profits by putting both customers and employees at risk of harm. Especially the poor, which have always been considered an expendable resource by capitalists anyway.

GOD FUCKIG DAMNIT I EAT AT HALF OF THESE PLACES!!!

Well, this looks Deeply Cursed™

I have a feeling that your worries aren't all the faeries would take away

well, it’s not wrong. once the fairies take you you stop worrying about what you used to worry about. granted, you start worrying about the fact that you’ve just been turned into a deer and are being chased by the wild hunt, but you know. not technically a lie.

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

I’ll fucking do it, darling

Seriously, double and triple check that you’re registered. Lots of people have been getting booted off voter registries.

I have been laughing about this for two days.

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I want to write this manual and it’s accompanying Manuals for Scandals, The Ton, Etiquette.....

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

Jesus: Well that sounds like a YOU problem.

yes, accurate. THATS MY JESUS

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

And it just makes me fall in love with him more.