The Mind of a Keab42 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

And I don't expect I shall return.

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

req'd by @iamtau

for the australians out there

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

yaoi crab

yuri crab

I see no difference

THE MUMMY (1999)

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I wanna talk about this more, as someone who worked in marketing for ten years and then left because of how fucked up the industry has gotten.

There is no world without some level of "marketing" because, at it's core, marketing is just telling people about things you want them to know about. The problem is that it, like everything, has been vastly overdeveloped into something that no longer functions by people determined to squeeze every last penny out of it.

It's no longer trying to share things you think are cool, it is trying to make things cool so you will share them. It's backwards. And despite what corporations desperately want to be true, doing it backwards doesn't work. It's exhausting and grating and just pisses people off.

If this were backwards marketing, Nutella would have paid to have a "Nutella" patch on the astronauts' suits, would've had some deal for them to eat lunch in view of the camera while spreading Nutella on a tortilla and some canned line of "this stuff tastes even better in space!" and then Nutella would've ran that ad to fucking death trying to act like "isn't this so cool?! We paid thousands of dollars to send our shit to space! TELL US WE ARE COOL BY BUYING OUR SHIT BECAUSE WE SENT ONE JAR TO SPACE AND SPENT SO MUCH MONEY."

But that's not what happened.

I doubt anyone at Nutella even knew that jar went along until it escaped its confines and had the most picture perfect label reveal spin as it passed over the working astronauts. You could not have planned that, could not have made it look any better. It was COOL and funny and got everyone talking. Nothing about it was manufactured or forced. NOW Nutella is coming in and running with it. They're not forcing anything, they're taking something that became cool on its own and building off it, not making it up and shoving it everyone's face.