Some_random_geek

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youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

My Finnish husband, making stir fry noodles: "I'm not using a recipe. I'm listening to my ancestors. And they don't know what any of this is."

“I read this fic you recommended. I read it because of you” is a love language

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

They just named these by showing pictures to some elderly woman and noting down her first delighted exclamation.

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE HIMSELF ONE TOO

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

Please never forget that ēheu, what the background chorus is repeating in Pompeii, just means ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ or perhaps ‘shucks’ in Latin, which is of course the correct response to realizing you’re right next to where a volcano is exploding.

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

(clicks blog) (clicks gay little carrd link) (clicks anime boy to get to dni page) "dont interact if youre a freak/weirdo" ... (frowns) aww man...really?... well, whatever... i didnt even wanna follow you anyways. (sigh) (walks home alone with my head downand hands in my pockets kicking a can along the road as i walk)

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.