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you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

we need free the nipple back and we need to lead with trans women this time

also can’t get over that guy who said he WOULD just identify as a straight trans man but he doesn’t like straight women/thinks straight dating is “icky” so he identifies as a lesbian so he can date lesbians. how am i supposed to react to a guy saying that with his whole chest. what am i supposed to say to that

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are