Severus Snape was the 5th member of The Beatles.

oh mr sandman… kill uncle ben… make him the trauma behind spider men…

my entire attitude towards nick fury has shifted completely and i’m so glad. like yah he was a badass before but now that we canonically know he’s the absolute softest person in the room, its so much better. he swooned over a cute kitty. he immediately acknowledged that it meant a lot to him that carol came back to save him even tho he had sorta sold her out. he instantly had sympathy for the skrulls and when talos was injured, called him “friend” despite knowing him for such a short amount of time. after seeing what an amazing pilot maria was, he offered her a position at shield w no hesitation. he took in the space cat that blinded him in one eye and let her stay in his office. he basically named the avengers initiative after carol. i’m just??? he’s a sweetheart and i love it. 

It also means that his dark and edgy facade that has been established over the past decade is really just him trying to look cool and not admit he lost his eye to a cat and thats the funniest shit ever

why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

ignoring men is self care

ignoring people like op is self care

Nothing is “TMI” for me. I’m nosy as shit. Tell me everything. Spare no detail.

@tariqah

Oh my god…

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

Oh these! They’re call dummy cucumber cheeks

I mean. What did you google to find the image???

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny