Space Cowboy Ninja

P1 K: Good morning! ?: G- Good morning A: Good M-… So bright-… K: Good morning! A: Mornin'. A: Well someone's cheery today. Did something good happen?

P2 K: Something good… K: Perhaps? A: (Something definitely happened.) K: (Of course Asahina-san is quick to catch on.) K: (I'm Kurosawa Yuuichi. I'm a salaryman working for a certain private company.) K: (I'm not sure why, but one day I suddenly gained the ability to read the minds of the people I touch.) K: (That said…)

P3 K: (Right now that's the last thing on my mind.) A: yawn K: Good morning Adachi! A: …Morning. K: (The other day I found out by chance that Adachi has no romantic experience.) K: (No, there's no way. Is it really okay for something so convenient for me to be real? He's so earnest, kind, adorable, and has such a reserved smile, he's an angel.The languid sex appeal he exudes when he lowers his eyebrows in a slightly troubled manner is comparable to a Vermeer painting. And somehow despite all that, no one has ever dated Adachi. The world must truly have gone blind. Or maybe I love him so much I'm starting to get auditory hallucinations…)

P4 K: (However, if that's really true then I'd really want Adachi to have all his firsts with me…) A: Kurosawa? K: Wh-What is it? A: (I thought he was troubled with something lately, but he looks weirdly happy now.) A: (Him acting like that is kind of suspicious. I always thought Kurosawa was perfect, but he might be rather weak mentally.) Sfx: staaare Sfx: jolt K: (Oh no.) K: (I looked so bad in front of Adachi, he's gonna think…) A: (It's…)