Magna

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Why are they in Hell

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

unbelievable....

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

had to explain who pjackk was to an irl friend today because i had him on my tomodachi life island and they had no idea who the fuck he was and honestly how do you explain who pjackk is to a non tumblrina.

"so pjackk was this guy on tumblr who posted things and sort of role played as prototype jack from tekken or some shit. we dont actually know if he was serious about the shit he said or if it was just someone fucking around due to the earnestness of his posts. they executed him recently sadly but also resurrected him for 30 minutes the other week then killed him again. hes like a combination of tumblrs collective dead wife and guy sitting behind you on the bus whos on crack. he turned a dog into mustard gravy at some point. we miss him terribly even though no one really liked him."

oh . that sound that plays at the side b screen is a spectrograph. ok. no thats fine

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".