Magna

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

12 year olds REALLY like taxes, debt, and divorce as topics of distress in improvisation for some reason

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

i believe an important kind of creative process is "i didn't know that wasn't allowed"

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

can someone please explain to me why the fast and the furious movies are titled like that