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slimegargoyle

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

courtesyname

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

junglejim4322

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

wiisagi-maiingan

I think people should be able to exist in public without worrying about being recorded and posted online, even if they're being "weird", and I also think that if you see someone recording you without your consent then you should be able to legally spray paint their camera lens.

kholran

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

beggars-opera

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

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aureutr

Unfriendly reminder that if you're displeased with a piece of fanfiction your courses of action are:

Read something else

Bitch PRIVATELY to friends

Write your own take on the premise (strongly recommend!)

All of the above

Under no circumstances should you try to "politely" critique the author who put the story up as a hobby. For free. Especially if the story in question is multiple years old. Ao3 is not Goodreads

sweetiekai

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

kreature-ofthenight

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

spoonful of peanut butter

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

dare-to-dm

There was this one time I scratched up my cornea real bad and had to go to the hospital. Dealing with medical bureaucracy is always very frustrating to me, and that combined with the pain had me in a very bad mood. I was even crying.

I had to wait quite a while for the doctor to see me, but fortunately the nurse who was helping me had an excellent bedside manner and went out of her way to distract me. She expertly did this by getting me talking about books I'd read recently.

I went all in on criticizing the last book I'd read. I don't remember what it was, but I really hadn't liked it, and I denigrated it as "Misery Porn". And she was like "Hmm, that sounds interesting, tell me more". So I gave a general plot synopsis. As I was telling her that most of the characters were immigrant miners, she interrupted me to say "That's interesting, I didn't realize that there were mines in Missouri".

And at that moment time stopped for me and I realized that the entire time I'd been talking about the book, she'd been assuming I was talking about porn set in Missouri. I had just assumed that she had understood from context that when I said "Misery Porn", I meant "A story that is gratuitously depressing so that readers will think it's deeper than it really is".

Rather than being disappointed in our miscommunication, I was instead impressed with the level on non judgement she was showing me. Having a whole ass cheerful conversation about Missouri themed porn just to help a patient. I think about her all the time.

dare-to-dm

There have now been many responses to this post, but they all boil down to just 3 categories.

Nerds (affectionate): Actually, Missouri has many lead mines.

Health care professionals: This is just what working with patients is like.

Missourians: Missouri mentioned!

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wishingformemoria

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.

wishingformemoria

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

andre-30008

animentality

ntrider

noncon friendship

sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118

Coworkers

ryukisgod

Your friend’s boyfriend

cookiescr

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

cookiescr

they’re just vibing yknow?

dimpledgucci

porcupines do this too :)

callingallcars

i have excellent news about the manul cat

radwolf76

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

lokeanrampant

I am porcupine.

krakensdottir

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

floridensis

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

hyenafiend-deactivated20220214

@rhythpo

thequeenofsastiel

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

the-real-yahoo-mail

bigbigbigtruck

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

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blackshvck

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

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