shark bait

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

it’s lgbt not legbet

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

am on floor

Damn, left that potato there for over 2 years