The epilogue, or maybe, the punch line

mid 70s. in the backseat with 2 honeys with huge bushes. you turn the knob on that radio and Al Green comes on. one of them asks you if you want a quaalude.

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

Reading a Hugo entry so atrocious rn that it’s guaranteed I’ll pay to vote again next year, just so schlock this bad can’t ever win

legends and lattes has unleashed a plague of twee pastoral small business novels and we need to start culling the population back down to reasonable levels

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Don't get me wrong, I love Destiny 2 raids but sometimes it's like, Okay PEECHAN1000 we'll do the complex stuff, here's what we need you to do: first you have to kill the 17 elite wizards in this room without getting hit by the global shockwave that goes off every 5 seconds (it will instakill you and everyone will have to restart the entire encounter) then you'll get two buffs, one will last for 30 seconds, the other for 20 seconds. When the first buff runs out, but before the second buff runs out, you'll have a ten second window to pick up one of three glowing orbs hidden around the room (to find out which one you need, determine which day of the week and the exact minute on the hour it is and follow the flow chart we posted in discord) then run to a square that is not the boss's least favorite color and do three counter clockwise circles and shoot the smallest of 50 knights exactly ten times. If you did it correctly you will hear a tiger's growl, if you did it incorrectly you will hear a lion's growl. If you don't do this in time, we wipe. Do all of that three more times, this will open the passage to where we'll deal damage to the boss, but don't go though it yet! Next you'll have 30 seconds to run seven laps around this spire of floating platforms while jumping through rings, each lap you will pass a large projection of one of the presidents of the united states, decide which president this is and make a mental note of each president's full name and consecutive years in office and birthday. Then you'll have 20 seconds to call out to us the name of every president you did not see while running laps. It will be more helpful to the rest of us if you could list them in reverse alphabetical order. This will give you a buff which will last for 10 seconds and will allow you to deal damage to the boss. Now let's go over damage phase. Remember the years those seven president's were in office and their birthdays?

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me