Keeper's Personal Blog.

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

Out of all the things I'm into, I think "people cumming" is honestly the funniest because of how basic it is. Like yeah I've got a fetish for enjoyable sex. My favorite thing to eat is tasty food. I really enjoy listening to good music. What are we even doing here where ami

notice how evil media has hr initials. harry potter, heated rivalry...

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me