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Love Begins
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
styofa doing anything
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shark vs the universe
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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yes I’m making imgflip sports memes to post to 0 notes on tumblr. if you think this is cringe you’re actually cringe for not watching the footy
Cape Verde's story is the most beautiful story of this world cup - one to remember forever, one that has cemented them in world cup history.
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kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.
if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit
Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine
"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."
we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze
the only fun addition to this post
Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Your #1 Fan!💖
Literally had so much fun putting her together! Someone stop me from making more DE cosplays😂
Character: Fantina
Game: Date Everything by Sassy Chap Games
Had to reblog this GORGEOUS cosplay!!!!
we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec
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alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
World Heritage Post
welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post
when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second
Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.
"hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything"
"yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers"
getting some flack for the use of AI here. This is a photo of my fridge
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
String identified: aattgttgtcattatcattgattttgcattatgtcc
Closest match: fucking badass werewolf Common name: hell yeahhhh
so this is what it's like to be god's favorite
I often get asked how I make my edits. Those wondering will be happy to know that I not only make most of my art live on twitch, but that every single stream I've done is archived in this youtube channel!
Hope this is a nice learning resource, as well as an interesting archive of my work and growth over the years!
(And of course, to catch these live, head over to my twitch channel)
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Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)
To everyone saying it’s not real:
This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten
boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins
I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results
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PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST FULL BLAST AHEAD PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST PENIS BLAST
We neutered him. No more Penis Blast.
Throughout the land of Asturias, the name of la Guaxa is spoken in hushed whispers.
This vampiric figure is often described by those who have seen her as a crone or an owl with a single tooth. She will enter your bedroom night after night, fitting through even the smallest of gaps, to slowly consume your blood. When you become too weak to fight back, she will finally take you away, never to be seen again.
[Folklore]
She's like a rat: she can squeeze through any gap she can fit her tooth through!
This is such a genius idea and I'm immediately adopting it into my folklore headcanon. Soon, many kids across the region will know this true fact about la Guaxa
What
This is very much real folklore
It's funny, I'm so known for lying that when I represent a real folklore creature some folks think I'm making it up!
