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the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

"adversary" is such a sexy word... like sorry if you describe me that way I'm going to get hard

"rival" "foe" "archenemy" "nemesis" I'm on my knees waiting for you to pull my hair

same goes for things like "bane" "undoing" "foil" "ruin" etc. these are terms of endearment to me. "my ruin" I'm literally moaning and rutting. my flesh aches for the bruising touch of your hands

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

you people aren't CASTING

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.