I am a Tolkien fan with a long love of the Silmarillion and thatâs what my blog is mostly about, but sometimes I post random stuff too, like memes and art and occasional nsfw posts. I also like walking around outside and looking at trees.
I do traditional and digital illustrations of all my favorite elves, and sometimes characters who arenât elves. Some of my art is x-rated but most is sfw.
my best drawings (according to me) Fingon , Fingolfin , AnairĂ« , TĂșrin and Beleg NSFW , Maglor , Finrod , Fingolfin , Finarfin , FeaNolvo drawing for my friend , Kidnap Fam commission, Fingolfinâs Challenge Fingolfin and Fingon
I also write fan fiction. My Ao3 is StarShadeEmily. Some of my fics are explicit/dead dove.
My proudest fics are:
Virtus et Scientia, a coming-of-age story in which Anaire and Lalwen join a debate club with Fingolfin. This fic explores sexism and sexual repression among the Eldar. Longfic, 80k.
Gnostic Gnomes: Amrod and Amras start an ascetic mystery cult religion
The End of All that Was: about Anaireâs motivations for staying in Valinor
A Comfort in the Cold: Fingolfin/Lalwen Incest on the Helcaraxe
Impatience: Fingolfin and Anaire, my favorite dysfunctional trad spouses, have guilty oral sex
My blorbos (as you can tell) are Fingolfin, Anairë, and Lalwen. Regarding fandom discourse, I like all the characters. My intention in fandom is to attempt to engage critically with the text while also being horny about elves.
My nsfw posts are tagged as #nsft and my incest shipping posts are tagged either with #cw incest or with the ship name.
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Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they donât have to do that? The characters donât have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe thatâs asking too much
i'm never going to stop feeling mad and betrayed about how level 1/"low support needs" autistics have become the face of autism and gleefully use their privilege over l2/3s to talk over us, pretend we don't exist, and use the slur used to hurt US while pretending it's their word to say. while level 2-3 and "high support needs" autistics have been so erased that a lot of people don't remember we exist anymore and blame us for our symptoms. i've never met a level 2 or 3 autistic who wanted to say the r word. everyone i know like me hates it because it hurts. level 1s can't accept that there are people who are really more disabled by their autism than them TO THE POINT WHERE THEY KEEP SAYING HOW AUTISM ISNT A DISABILITY it's so frustrating!!!! aspie supremacy is a disease. support ppl with high support needs
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Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do
I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you
I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people
i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974
Graham was a homophobe and was seen as one of Trump's closest allies in the Senate. His death will not meaningfully impact the partisan balance of the Senate, as South Carolina's Republican governor can immediately appoint a replacement to serve out the remainder of his term.
Graham's death, which was unexpected, comes as the nation is expectantly waiting for the death of former Republican Senate Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell â who was hospitalized weeks ago and has mysteriously not made any public appearances, statements, or updates since.
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Can we please talk about how the most criminally underrated comedic aspect of the legendarium is the length of Elrosâ kingship. Like bro caused the funniest succession crisis known to mankind when he died because his son, who was almost 400, abdicated on the spot because he was too old and passed the kingship to his own son right.
Which implies that abdication due to age was absolutely a possibility. An option, in fact. One which Elros clearly didnât take up. Why? Because in my book, motherfucker was having way too much fun. Bro watched his son start to hobble around the place and was like âyeah but I like fucking and dining and wining and hunting, Iâm keeping the crown, sucks to be you, major loserâ. He gives me young Robert Baratheon vibes right. I know my beloved himbo was drinking to excess every night and streaking nude through the courtyards with his hunting buddies while Elrond learned to play depressing tunes on the harp and pulp herbs or whatever the fuck he was doing back in Middle Earth. I know Elros laughed like 20 times a day. I know you could hear him from four streets away. I know he had like 30 illegitimate children because his wife probably didnât live even half as long as him. At least 30. I know his sneeze was audible from the moon.
Anyway just imagine being Vardamir and being like âdad is it my turn for the crown now?â every fifty years and your dad just lifting a finger and going âno đâđ»â. And you have to tell yourself not to take offence at this because your dad grew up in like the worst time to grow up ever and had the most traumatic childhood and was practically orphaned by six. Like of course he wants to spend his dying days drinking and dancing right. Unfortunately his dying days last 400 years long. I tell you this, in my mind, the only reason why the NĂșmenoreans canonically have a tradition of abdicating a few years before their death is because final-stage Elros went down in history as the most irritating monarch to exist.
And itâs even funnier with Elros because this guy wasnât just raised by elves, he was raised byâdue to kidnap-adoption circumstanceâthe fucking Noldor of all elves. Not just any Noldor but a son of FĂ«anor, freshly departed from the courtly halls of Aman. They invented the world ânostalgiaâ when the guy who wrote the dictionary took one look at Maglor FĂ«anorian. Whatâs more, he grew up in what was the most devastating war the world had ever seen. So I am sure that Elrosâ views are somewhat archaic at best. He makes your extremely conservative grandpa sound like Che Guevera.
Oh, and elves are technically hardier etc, so any time thereâs a shortage in NĂșmenor this guy is literally out here saying âlet them eat cakeâ and genuinely means it well, because he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, has on multiple occasions survived by eating one small bite of cake a day. I just know that in the last fifty years of his reign, he blanket vetoed every single workplace hazard control measure because he thinks âhealth and safety has gone madâ. He doesnât see the point of paving a road. He tries to outlaw whatever the NĂșmenorean version of a miniskirt is and his daughter has to literally threaten him out of it. The whole âdancing bearsâ thing happened because the wrong people caught Elros and his hunting buddies having yet another post-hunt cock measuring competition and afterparty at the ripe young age of 250 and the royal PR team had to come up with something. And does his language shift and adapt to the needs of society? Absolutely not. In his last decade, 80% of his vocabulary is considered a slur.
And the cherry on this cake? The cherry on this cake is the fact that, once again canonically, my guy Elros was pretty young and spry until he was literally dying. And I assume that meant he also looked pretty young and spry because thereâs no way for a human body to look 500 years old. So imagine sitting in at the royal council trying to, idk, bring forth the idea of indoor plumbing and the crankiest old man stands up and gives a speech about how in HIS day people just shat in a pot under the bed and emptied it the next day and HEâS five hundred years old so CLEARLY itâs not going to kill people to not have a sewage system. âI pissed in a pot the day I was born and I pissed in a pot this morning, and Iâll piss in a pot on my deathdayâ and you canât even go âokay grandpa time for bedâ and wheel him out. Because heâs 6â4 and built like a brick shithouse and has the smoothest skin you have ever seen. âGrandpaâ would put you in a fucking headlock if you tried to wheel him to bed. âGrandpaâ is your king.
Also the fact that he just randomly decided to die at 500. My personal headcanon here is that that was the morning he woke up with his first hangover ever. He has spent 400 years drinking and fucking and eating enough for ten people and one fine morning he wakes up with a mildly dry mouth and a slight headache. Motherfucker marches off to his sonâs room, throws the door open, fucking yeets the crown onto his head, and promptly lays down to die because a world in which he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, is subject to a mild hangover, is not a world which he, Elros Tar-Minyatur, wishes to occupy.
Think about that. The Peredhel line, mired in tragedy, sunk neck deep in mortal consequences and political suicides and passive endurance. And this one guy, who one hundred percent had a fuckchair that he used to his dying day, who chose to die when he did purely because his life was fucking great and he wanted to go out on a high.
What a hopeful mythos!!!
What Iâm trying to say here is, we have so much wonderful fiction about Elros the Menace as a child, yet not nearly enough conceptions of Elros the Menace as an adult. I know that the entirety of the palace in NĂșmenor tried to bell him like a cat by the time he reached 450. His ministers would draw straws every year to see which one of them had to crawl up to the palace and beg him to abdicate. And each time, he would say âlol noâ except he wouldnât even do that, he would make his pet monkey do it. Because he has a small pet Capuchin monkey to which he taught sign language. Because heâs a peacetime king and is 499 years old and he was born in a war and if he wants a pet monkey to speak for him, then by god will a pet monkey speak for him so you better fucking address Elros Tar-Minyaturâs pet monkey as your royal highness or get executed for treason at dawn.
POV: you just woke up Lord of Himring Maedhros FĂ«anorian from his afternoon nap and heâs pissed off at you because he had to put on his dressing gown and his âI just woke from a nap, you assholeâ bling to come greet you. Youâre dead meat. WYD?
me personally? i would strip, bend over, and hand him this. anyway, latest commission, featuring maedhros, a delight to draw as always!
actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
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Iâm sorry but Fingolfin was not trying to win FĂ«anorâs favor by doing the exile, nor was that decision motivated by hero-worship. Hereâs the manâs own words:
illustration from forever months ago that never escaped the rough sketch stage, probably because it is too depressing to paint. words from my elwing fic, she that was young and fair
hahaha imagine. imagine seeing your son at six and then the next time you see him heâs taller than you. and realising youâll never know how tall heâd been at ten. imagine that. imagine reuniting with your son after six thousand years and the first thing you ask him is âhow tall were you at tenâ because you had pictured him so clearly at that age yet knowing full well that you couldnât possibly know. how tall he was at ten. who was taller. him or elros. how tall was elros at ten. boys grow so differently donât they. especially at ten. imagine spending six thousand years wondering that. imagine seeing your mother and realising she looks younger than you. because she was so young when she⊠haha why donât i just fucking die. anyway this is why i didnât finish this.
