A Random Collection

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

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Been getting a lot of people throwing up Indigenous folks at me like shields to excuse antiblackness and it's like. Knock it off. We both out here going through shit and should be allies. And you- likely not an Indigenous person yourself- are throwing them up as if to say I can't talk about anything because "well what about" yes well you see numerous things happen all at once in this so called life.

I hate it when people do this, and its so disingenuous because like. There's racism towards every ethnicity within every ethnicity. There's a LOT of antiblackness in Native communities, and there's Native targeted racism within Black communities. Neither is acceptable. Some (SOME!) Black people being racist towards Indigenous people doesn't suddenly make antiblackness okay. You cannot base your anti racist ideology on "well I can/should be able to do THIS because there's racism targeting x people in that community" because that's not antiracism and if you do this, you don't actually care about racism. And people using Indigenous people as some kind of "gotcha" do not care about racism. Indigenous people can fucking see what you're doing, and we can tell you don't actually give a shit about us, so don't pretend like you do. And outside of that, Black Americans are Indigenous too!

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The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

yes you can 👍

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something