Alice Running

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

for this Mother’s Day, I will be having my girlfriend’s litter!💕

learned my girlfriend has post notifications on for me because of this post .

Love that in Skyrim you can enter a location that hasn’t been touched by living hands for centuries and find fresh tomatoes in the barrels.

the skeevers put them there its like you havent even watched ratatouille

Listening and learning

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

you craft such intricate tales

*slams fists on desk* YOU’RE HIRED

i honestly don't think that apollo and phoenix biking everywhere is necessarily a sign that they're PoorTM. these bitches are in japan in the original translation, that's VERY bikeable. and as a person who works in a courthouse a lot and has a car, biking there is INFINITELY preferable. i dont wanna deal with the fuckass parking.

i made this post and then walked outside and someone had fucking stolen my bike. that i was about to use to bike to the courthouse.

Forever mourning that I can't simply require all students who attempt to plagiarize assignments to watch the four-hour-long hbomberguy Somerton video and then write me a one-page reaction on it, as penance. I think four hours of 'this is what plagiarism does and also how respectable people think about it' would be good for them.