Fat Ass Kelly Price

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

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What the fuck are you talking about?

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me

OP got kicked off their own post and I’m losing it

you’re laughing. i got kicked off my own post and you’re laughing

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

lmaooo

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

oh

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

No!

whoa… just like in real life

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

The past two seasons of this show have been remarkable, this new season appears to take it a few steps higher. Absolutely excited.

if im his strongest soldier then God’s armys gonna lose bro

I’m going to assume that he went to hell, met Satan and realized the guy was just a fucking loser

That’s literally what happened though, when he was in the coma he had a near death experience where he went to hell and found out Satan looked like a Jabba The Hutt-esque monster who vomited blood all over him for being too lazy (I am not making this up) and then he woke up and he was like “you know, satanic metal is still a banger but that guy sucks”. 

Never meet your heroes.