The Cheeziest Cheddar

Also means they are no longer paying any stupid after-market subscription fees or maintenance costs to the dealership which cuts into revenue

Also ignores the rate of sudden mysterious gastrointestinal deaths of married men dropping afterwards too

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

It's like a dog with a lot of sharp fins. A Borzoi with mohawks all over.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

This is seriously one of my favorite things - I kind of need to print these out and hang them in my office

i mean. this was a commission. I don’t have a scan of it, and i’m not sure if @kirkspocks and @bold-sartorial-statement would be alright with me turning it into a print

i’m gonna be real, yall. If I put this print back up for a limited run (like. maybe 20 total prints?) would yall be interested?

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.