Send the Coast Guard

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

bidenstar has received his nine lives and is the new leader of americaclan

im not homophobic im half gay

on my moms side

Which mom

yours

hes happy for you

The age-old figure of the internet troll has been gradually rendered technologically obsolete by an online environment wherein individuals are algorithmically encouraged to troll themselves by interpreting anything they read in as bad faith as possible in order to get extremely mad.

It's Clark!

CLARK!

WE MISSED YOU CLARK

Stop telling people in twitter that things already happened in tumblr!!! I wanna see them organize their own dashcon, dont discourage them!!!

we should force all of our leaders to just stop and draw a good monkey once in a while

there's no way to befriend office workers. they don't know why bitcoin is bad. did you hear me Susan? you don't even understand why b

someone asked me what my dream car is today. buddy I do not dream of having cars

theyre like wild beasts really. if you maul one to make an example then the others will learn to respect you and you can lead them around your locality committing crimes, atrocities, etc.

thanks! have always wondered how cars work

hi forza player here!! cars can go to heaven or hell depending on how you drive them

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.