°•Take me to the Lakes•°

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

shakily standing my ground, shakily barking back. you do not get to apologize for hurting me five months later. you do not get my forgiveness

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Therapy from a 12 year old? I don’t think so

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

do brothels have like a continental breakfast?

Yeah, but they only serve broth in keeping with the theme

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

the aromantic urge of getting shot out into space to save the stars and befriend a rock alien

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.