The Void Herself

Is my lack of memory and constant retelling of stories cute to you or no

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

old people should be shot. you’re fucked, my lad. love and freedom don’t coexist. genuinely sad, bordering on very funny. worm with problems. she got the depression. the land that shall receive thee dying, in the same will i die, and there will I be buried. the lord do so and so to me, and add more also, if aught but death part thee and me. palamedes remembers everything: that was his problem. i always remember him. that’s mine. you hating me always meant more to me than anyone else in this hot and stupid universe loving me. at least i’d had your full attention. it was the first time you realized god could not understand you. i pray the tomb is locked forever. i pray the rock is never rolled away. ianthe was overfamiliar and frankly a pervert. you have rendered yourself unloveable mercy. massive slam on protesilaus out of nowhere. but you never could have guessed that he had seen me. life is too short and love is too long. see you on the flipside, sugarlips.

Bit of a shame that Paolini didn't keep the emphasis on Eragon's familiarity with using a bow, but went the classic main character with fancy sword route instead.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

the way kaine spent fourteen months searching for the love of his life and became a monster while doing it. the way he was forced to be so cruel after the fourteen months. the way helena didn’t remember him. “close your eyes” him throwing up after. the way kaine was forced to watch his mother be tortured over and over again. the way kaine tried to make her remember with every conversation. his silver hair. the array. kaine massaging helena’s knuckles every day while she was pregnant. him removing her manacles when alone. the baby. him killing everyone for helena. the high reeve. stroud. “why won’t you die?” “prior commitments, I’m afraid”

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to