A mess.

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.