So it begins

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

i kind of hate those whole “i hate my stupid boyfriend” posts bc like no you dont. if you hated him you would pour boiling water on him while he’s asleep. but you won’t. because you love lying to yourself and others

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis